prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger



davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"


the-real-is-kept:

Listening to only one genre of music is the most painfully boring trait I can think of for a human being to have


ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this


coochiepebble:

*Hears footsteps towards my room* Please dont


glowcloud:

this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.

(Source: faunasworld)


fernacular:

mccallientes:

why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe

i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok 

image

(Source: stilinskeleton)


verysharpteeth:

Bucky: “Let’s hear it for Captain America!….Who I told to stay home. Who let crazy scientists experiment on him even when a stiff breeze could snap him in two. WHO I APPARENTLY NEED TO GET A BACKPACK LEASH FOR.”


tubaplaysmatt:

gleeandgleek:

Jeff Hong - “Unhappily ever after”

I was really sad until Chicken Little then I burst into painful laughter



theyellowbrickroad:

people who kiss their family members on the mouth are mad weird


i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

ponies-n-things:

I literally had to pause the movie and go outside

if anyone does this to any animal i will light your house ablaze

(Source: disneyyandmore)


week 1 of friendship: this is a cool person
week 30 of friendship: this is a gay egg

Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines.
Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.
Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.