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girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
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communism: the evil belief that everybody should live in poverty
Communism: The evil belief that no-one should have any advantages or luxuries no matter how hard they worked for them.
Communism: the well-intentioned but impractical belief that relies on humans being selfless enough to not screw each other over for power.
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it.
just fucking do it.
Drake said he wanted to film a new Drake and Josh movie but he would need more public support if that was to happen
well heres his public fuckin support
Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”