mishaesque:

my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should


xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

(Source: copulates)


gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!


thegenderqueeralchemist:

bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on


midori-hatena:

midori-hatena:

I forgot how much I miss gravity falls

I guess I could call it TFW no GF


im-sooo-changable:

johnwartson:

ritchandspace:

Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.

Damn, I’m so ready for this.

In that same article he states that he’s going to make the story line less confusing and over the top and focus on the plot. I think I’m in love. 

thank fucking god


cosplayequipment:


Avatar The Last Airbender
The Rift
Cosplay by Fire Ferrets Team
Source: tophwei.deviantart.com
Toph Bei Fong
Russia

cosplayequipment:

Avatar The Last Airbender

The Rift

Cosplay by Fire Ferrets Team

Source: tophwei.deviantart.com

Toph Bei Fong

Russia


emeliacharlizard:

This is literally me at comic con. -.-

emeliacharlizard:

This is literally me at comic con. -.-


daenerys-stormbitch:


I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry 

daenerys-stormbitch:

I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry 


baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz)


(Source: pagets)


hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small


n0t-quite-n0rmal:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.


nicodicat:

DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS POST SELFIES AND THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU KIND OF JUST image